TO GODZILLA MISSION FIELD OFFICE: Mothra vs. Godzilla is Not a "Film About Eggs” and an Emergency Photoshoot
MEMO | March 26, 02026
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To: Godzilla Mission Field Office (GMFO), All Staff
From: Mission HQ [Deputy Director Vera Rowen]
Date: March 26, 02026
Subject: Mothra vs. Godzilla is Not a “Film About Eggs” and an Emergency Photoshoot
Dear Field Office Team,
We received your draft of Field Report No. 5. Upon review, we’ve decided not to publish. We believe that Mothra vs. Godzilla (1964) offers many more lessons than (as you wrote) ”Eggs.” Please rewrite.
As you know, we have experienced a “hiccup” in engagement between potential collaborators and the Godzilla Mission Arts Department. Potential collaborators have expressed concern about working with an anonymous team. As they say, they “need to know who they are working with.”
While this Institution has benefitted from blind trust and a populace that did not demand transparency, we suppose the world is changing.
In hopes of gaining the public’s trust, we will publish an “About Us” page for Mission Kaiju_Love_Care_Futures_02026. All Field Office Team members are required to take headshots. For this purpose, we have booked a photographer for tomorrow, Friday, March 27 at 10:00 AM EST. We will provide you with a location via encrypted communication. Please arrive promptly and wear professional attire. Remember that you are not only representing the mission, but our entire Institution. Please do not embarrass us.
If you have questions, do not reach out.
